American Football? I'm having a laugh.
Firstly, you have players wearing fibreglass helmets and padding slamming at each other for no reason (or maybe trying to have a gay orgy while they're at it). I recognise another sport which does the same without the helmets and minimal/zero pads, and it's christened rugby. Deduction: American Football = Rugby + Wimps+without+cojones. Afraid to get injured, you pansy Yanks? Players get hit, slammed, dragged, maimed and mauled in rugby, and they bleed through 80 minutes of crazy body-tearing action and still never complain. Compare that to American Football players, and the latter is a pathetic excuse for players of contact sport.
You Yanks call it FOOTBALL? Let's recall the percentage of players kicking the ball in American Football.
Percentage of kicking in American Football: 17.3%
Percentage of ball-handling in American Football: Just about everything else %
Foot. Ball. Get the drift? American Football doesn't.
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It's called football because the regulation length of the ball was originally one foot.
Also, the players wear pads because football players represent very lucrative investments for the franchises. More pads means less injury, which means more use out of each player.
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