Rihanna's Umbrella is the epitome of 'I ran out of ideas so I put up random annoying rhythms in between'.

I hate Rihanna's Umbrella. In all forms.

First up, the background tune's too static. It's like you put a recording of a TV channel which has ceased transmission and gave out nothing but static, put in some beats, and voilà, you have profit whore knocking at your door. There is no rhythmic tune. Full-stop. Shut up, I rule in this blog.

Also, what's with the "Ella, ella, eh eh eh" bullcrap? A stroke victim can sing better tunes than that, and it still won't whore profits and royalty. It's like you put a few seconds of that random nonsense in my ringtone (which is El Chombo's Macarron Chacarron - go Google it or get it from Youtube, you lazy excuse for a human) edit in a few seconds of it and profit. It's just a pathetic rambling, which is definitely NOT this blog entry, of Rihanna and a bad excuse of wasting several seconds of precious digital recording, which can be used to record things like "I am a money-spinning whore" or "American Football is just a profit-whoring excuse for Yankees of a pansy sport".

I DON'T CARE what the lyrics say. If the tune is crap, I'm not listening to it. If the singing is crap, I'm not listening to it - and that goes to you, Ms. Famous-for-being-famous-for-being-famous-for-being-rich. If the whole package is annoying, I'm gonna buy all copies of the recordings and dump it in Mt. Krakatoa.

That's all for my random ramblings for the day. Tune in next time for the next episode of Dragonba- oh sorry, wrong place. For more random ramblings, hit F5 for refresh every 0.298743984327 nanoseconds or you get bad luck for 21348983274987432 millenia.