The school uniform is NOT a fashion statement, idort.

Seriously, everywhere I look around town I see students wearing their school uniforms like they are some kind of fashion statement or something. You dumb retards think it's a fashion statement to wear the uniform as you see fit; tell you something, kid, you're making an ass out of not only yourself, but the school that you represent. Well I do hope you're happy dragging your school into shit with your slipshod manner of wearing your school colours, because I'm not. To all the schoolkids reading this entry, don't pretend you idiots don't know what I mean. To help you recall, here are some of the trends of you guys wearing your school colours which really boils me to the core.

Ankle Socks

Seriously, what' the goddamn deal of ankle socks? You're making an ass out of yourself wearing them and pretending you guys don't wear your socks. Are your pairs of socks a shame to flaunt? What's wrong with white socks, anyway? It's not like people will call you gay or something while wearing white socks. I wear my white socks all the time, and I've no trouble flaunting them. Seriously, cover your ankles with your socks and flaunt them like they're the fashion statement.

Pinafores: Wearing that belt way below the intended height

Damn it, you girls are making your pinafores look like, in Maddox's words, "tit curtains"! Why on earth are you wearing that belt below the waistline!? Are you pregnant or something? Or are you just applying that stupid hipster culture in your pinafores? Seriously, you girls look like dumb bitches with no regards to your school reputation when wearing your pinafore belts below the waistline. Also it looks fugly on you. You girls would look helluva nicer when you wear that belt on the waistline.

Tapered pants

What. The. F-word. And this is why I really hate the emo subculture (rant of emo subculture coming soon to The Suave Badassery; watch this space!). Dammit, what are you trying to show, your lean legs? You look like a flipping faggot wearing tapered pants, and more so when you taper your school pants. It looks dumb, and you're making an ass out of yourself. Why don't you guys let your pants hang loose for a change? It's less likely to rip compared to tapered pants, and it feels more cooling.

Unless school rules say otherwise, tuck in that damn shirt!

Why on earth are you folding the lower part of that shirt to create the illusion that you tucked it in? You look like as if you're a caveman just emerging into society after eons under a rock. A very slipshod way to promote your school, and not a good way to promote yourself either. Tuck it in and be proud! Also it boosts your confidence.

So there, avoid doing whatever shit's in bold and make your school proud. After all, the school name is stuck on you in your CV.